Thank you for purchasing an Ares military product. In order to protect your
new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty
registration card below.
Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will
help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Miss
Lt.
Gen.
Comrade
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Which product line was your purchase in?
Ares Arms
Ares Aircraft
Ares Security Equipment
Ares Aerospace
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Date of purchase (Year/Mon/Dy):
Serial Number:
Please check where this product was purchased:
Received as gift / Aid package
Catalog showroom
Independent arms broker
Mail order
Discount store
Government surplus
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Please check how you became aware of the Ares product you have just
purchased:
Heard loud noise, looked up
Store display
Espionage
Recommended by friend / relative / ally
Political lobbying by manufacturer
Was attacked by one
Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to
purchase this Ares product:
Style / appearance
Speed / maneuverability
Price / value
Comfort / convenience
Kickback / bribe
Recommended by salesperson
Ares reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Backroom politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat
Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
CAS
Seattle
Atzlan
Aircraft carrier
Seattle
Amazonia
Europe
Seattle
Middle East
Unspecified Native American Nation
Seattle
Africa
UCAS (Not Seattle)
PacRim
Seattle
Misc. Third World countries
Either Tir
Classified
Seattle
Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in
the near future:
Trideo
Simsense Deck
ICBM
Killer Satellite
Chip Burner
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Cyberdeck
Nuclear Weapon
How would you describe yourself or your organization?
(Check all that apply:)
Communist / Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt
Primitive / Tribal
Neo Anarchist
Controlled by Immortal Elves
How did you pay for your Ares product?
Deficit spending
Cash
Suitcases of cocaine
Oil revenues
Personal check
Credit card
Ransom money
Traveler's check
Favors
Telesema
Mineral Rights
Tax breaks for Ares Corp.
Your occupation:
Homemaker
Sales / marketing
Shadowrunner
Revolutionary
Clerical
Shadowrunner
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Shadowrunner
Eccentric British billionaire (Minor Nobility)
Shadowrunner
Defense Minister / General
Retired
Student
Shadowrunner
To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on
a regular basis:
Golf
Boating / sailing
Sabotage
Hanging out in seedy bars waiting for work
Running / jogging
Propaganda / disinformation
Destabilization / overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Crafts
Breaking and Entering
Black market / smuggling
Collectibles / collections
Corporate Extracions
Watching combat sports on trid
Wines
Interrogation / torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage / reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help Ares serve you better in the
future - as well as allowing you to receive e-mailings and special offers
from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious
consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a
brand new Yellowjacket Attack Helicopter in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our weapons and equipment? Please email:
Ares Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
MilMarktg@AresAero.com