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Logan Graves (Fenris@BigKnobiKlub.virtualAve.net)

Shotgun Blues

I got the shotgun blues, shotgun blues.
I said I don't know what I did, but I know I gotta move...
I can't stay here forever, I got too much here to lose...
Listen mother-fragger you're about to pay your dues...
If you're goin' up against me, then you know you're gonna lose!
Axl Rose, rockerboy

Are you tired of pumpin' out the same old dull buckshot rounds? Well, point your Roomsweeper this way, omae!

A Few Words About

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1. Acquire a quantity of gel rounds, calibrated to your weapon of choice.
2. Make sure that these rounds are the hollow variety (A quick perusal through a local gun shop showed that roughly half o' the gel-rounds on the market are hollow.)
3. Mix your chosen chemical into a DMSO-solution (we use the contact toxin, Neuro-stun VIII, due to its lasting effects, but Narcojet is also a fav choice, being more powerful & readily available)

   Who sez ya gotta use Narcojet? How 'bout Fungu-5 or Cyanide or Vitas-3 ?!
   Skuzz (10:23:54/11-15-56)

4. Using a clean syringe, "impregnate" your gel rounds. It doesn't take much - ¼ to ½ cc will do.
5. The quick & dirty method is to insert a second syringe needle into the round, allowing the trapped air to escape. The gel's polymerized surface will seal the holes closed.
6. To insure a better delivery into your target, aerate the rounds, repeatedly, prior to injecting the DMSO.
7. A simple shotgun reloader can easily be modified to perform this entire operation.
8. For extra credit, advanced students may wish to automate their reloading apparati!

For an in-depth, medical study of DMSO, check the DSMO Homepage: "http://www.dmso.org/index.html." Now back to your regularly scheduled pogrom.
The Smiling Bandit (Strikes again!/Ha-Ha-Ha)

Depending on the toxin and the calibre, 1 dose of DMSO will produce 1 to 2 clips of gel/chem rounds. And all that for only 10¥ per unit (that's cheaper than pure water in some cities!)

And now at long last . . .

TAROT FIREARMS
Spring Catalogue
Table of Contents
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by Paul Finch (pfinch@nmsu.edu)
Hypretextualization by Ricochet Rita (9:56:50/11-3-57)
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MASTER LIST OF AMMUNITION
Duty Ammunition Armor Defeating Hunting Rounds Multiple- Projectile Special Application Signal Non-Lethal Shotgun
Duty Ammunition Regular Hollow Point Super Vel (NEW) Cirillo CCI (NEW) Hydra-Shok (NEW) Tunnel Point (NEW) Star Fire (NEW) Quick Burst (NEW) Cor-Bon (NEW) Thunder Zap I (NEW) Thunder Zap II (NEW) Cutter HPA (NEW) PMC Ultramag (NEW) Black Talon (NEW) GECO GAS (NEW) GECO MEN (NEW) Duty Ammunition Notes: (NEW) "Hot Loads" Rules (NEW) Subsonic Rules (NEW) Armor Defeating APDS KTW AP API DUC Accelerator (NEW) Black Rhino (NEW) HEAP Needle Teflon Coating Rules Incendiary Ammo Rules (NEW) Follow-On Shot Rules (NEW) Hunting Rounds Hornady XTP (NEW) Ballard Custom (NEW) Trophy Bonded 'SledgeHammer' (NEW) Nosler Partition (NEW) Silvertip (NEW) Multiple-Projectile Flechette Explosive Flechette APFSF Glaser Safety Slug (NEW) Magsafe (NEW) Beehive (NEW) Rhino (NEW) Multiplex (NEW) Duplex I (NEW) Duplex II (NEW) Multiball (NEW) Triplex Special Application Pin Grabber (NEW) Silver Tracer Subsonic (NEW) Incendiary Explosive EX-Explosive HEAPer (NEW) HESH Corrosive (NEW) Chemical (NEW) MAD TAG (NEW) Static (NEW) Gauss (NEW) Variable Ballistics Ammo Mods (NEW) Variable Expansion Ammo Mods (NEW) Solid Fuel Ramjet (NEW) Seeker Shell (NEW) Incendiary Rules (NEW) Signal Flare (NEW) Noise Maker (NEW) Paint - Colored (NEW) Paint - IR Marking (NEW) Non-Lethal Stun Gell Rock Salt Shotgun Normal Buckshot Normal Slug Federal Tactical Buckshot (NEW) Federal Tactical Slug (NEW) Strung Buck (NEW) Buck & Ball (NEW) Flechette (NEW) BRI Sabot Slug (NEW) Rubber Slug (NEW) Rubber Buckshot (NEW) Block Buster I (NEW) Block Buster II (NEW) TKO (NEW) Power Master (NEW) Ferret (NEW) BirdBombs (NEW) Flares (NEW) Popper Loads (NEW) Dragons Breath (NEW) 8 BY 1 (NEW) Corrosives (NEW) Chemical (NEW) MAD TAG (NEW) Rock Salt Illumination (NEW)