This Form Has the official ace-1 seal of approval (OK, so I donated the Seal to the zoo, we didn't have any here)

Your Name:

Sex:
Male
Female
Michael Jackson/Richard Simmons
Yes, please
No thank you

Born:
Yes
No
Undecided

Where are your exact latitudinal/longitudinal coordinates on the planet, and can missiles be stopped over your area?

Occupations you've been fired from since 1958: (will be used against you in a quart(court) of law, or a pint of beer)

I have smuggled drugs and ivory through third-world countries in my nasal cavity because:

Browser of Choice:
Netscape Navigator/Communicator
MS Internet Explorer, and yes, I am in the cult of Bill Gates!
AOL Browser, oh wait, that's why the page looks messed up
Browser? What's that? I'm testing the new telepathic link with AT&T

How did you find this page?
Refered from other AceNet page
Came from a miscellanious link
Hey, you told me to!
I made a lucky guess at a URL
Strange act of God
I just folded my arms, shut my eyes, and nodded my head, and *POOF*

This is about:
My Personal page, what is your problem?
The UBW Database, which century is it gonna be updated?
The AceNet Posting Board, you need to clean it out again, damn it!
Learn to spell, you sonuva bitch! I've never heard of the word "typo"!

Priority:
It's a good friend (very high)
It's an Aces Club member (high)
It's a WC fan (medium)
It's just someone with some info (medium)
Just saying "hi" (low)
Actual complaint (trash)

Are you rich?:
Yes
No
I refuse to speak without a lawyer present!

Are you a part of a large internaional terrorist organization?:
Yes
No
Reporting for duty, sir!
No, but I want to be...

Do you do leave your house open at night?:
Yes
No
"Sure, but I have fully automatic weaponry. Do ya feel lucky, well, do ya? Hey, I was kidding! Wait, No! Stop! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

Do you have psychic powers?:
Yes
No
It's comming... You think I can't really read minds!
Try "Psychotic powers"

If you were a tree, what flavor would you be?
Purple!
depends on what the season is
What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Mmmmm... purple...

Finally, the actual compliment/complaint area