A Little Help From My Friends
(More tales from the internet MASH unit)
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This is an interesting business, the internet. It's not just computers, modems and phone lines, it has more to do with people than anything else. And all kinds of people these days are getting on the internet.
While some of the folks who come to the web know their computers and how to use them, many of them don't. But they want to be on, and they keep trying until they get there.
When they get confused, or hopeless, they call, and if they're lucky they get to talk to Jason LaGarde, who's been helping people get on the web for some time now.
Jason's an unusual young man, much older than his nineteen years would suggest. He knows a lot about computers, he's been fooling with them for over a decade now. But it's not so much his computing skills that make Jason stand out, and make him so good at what he does.
Jason is patient. Incredibly patient. To understand why that's important, you first must understand how frustrating online support can be after a few hours, or days, or months.
Even if you know what is wrong with someone's connection, sometimes it's hard to explain it to them. Especially, as is often the case, when they've literally never used a computer before in their lives.
"Hold down the ALT key and press TAB...", he says, trying to get a caller to move from one program to another. "It's the one labeled 'ALT'... yeah, next to the space-bar. No, that's ok... it will work. Just try it again..."
Sometimes we wonder, as we listen to Jason working with callers, just what makes him so patient. We've talked to his mother, Mary, and we suspect the answer may be there in his home, and his family. Maybe they were patient with him, too.
As patient as Jason is, there are things you can do, when you have trouble, to help him and Glenn and the rest of the tech support people out:

    • Get to know your machine. There are certain things you should know about your computer, like how to open windows, and close them, how to start and stop programs, how to turn it on and off. Knowing these things before you venture out into the internet will make it easier for you to find your way around.
    • Tell us what is going on. Sometimes, people will call with a problem, and we'll tell them to do something, and then we find ourselves wondering if they have gone off to bake a cake. We don't expect a running dialogue, but the faint rustling of papers and clatter of keys doesn't tell us everything we need to know. Communicate.
    • Keep it in perspective. To the best of our knowledge, no one has ever died from even the most pronounced login difficulties. It can be frustrating, and extremely so, but this really is, after all, entertainment.

In other words, it's ok to be like Jason... patient. The thing about brave new worlds we often forget is that it takes a while to pave the streets.


April 7, 1996 Charles Paparella The Shore Journal

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