Everybody's Got Something To Hide
(Except me and my monkey.)
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One of the most outlandish legislative proposals we've ever heard was offered last week in the Delaware Legislature.
A bill was actually introduced that would effectively ban same-sex marriages, and deny recognition for those performed in other states.
As is often the case with misguided legislative efforts, the rationale behind this bill is that homosexuality is "immoral before the eyes of God" according to the bills proponents.
Clearly, God is concerned that two people who live together, share living expenses and income and raise families, or in other words are married in every other sense, may actually file joint tax returns.
God is worried that they may inherit one another's property, or receive social-security death benefits. God's insurance advisors are concerned that the claims of spouses in same-sex marriages will have to be given the same consideration as those in conventional marriages.
To cloak such mean-spirited legislation in the robe of religious self-rightousness is an old trick, and one we hope won't work much longer. It's not morality these people are worried about, it's economy.
Delaware is not only the corporate capital of the world, it's also becoming the insurance capital of the country as well. We suspect that the denial of benefits to same-sex spouses has more to do with actuarial tables than it has to do with The Book of Acts.
We believe that our legislators are more concerned about general social meltdown than morality, and they know that families, no matter what kind, are good for society. Families provide stability and security for children who are in turn less likely to grow up to be psychopaths.
From our view, our society needs all the families it can get, and a family is a family, no matter who wears the pants in it.


April 14, 1996 Charles Paparella The Shore Journal

(shhh.... don't ask, don't tell.)

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