UNCLASSIFIED
by John Bozman




 Today marks the return of the "Unclassified" column in a new venue. Since 1978, it has appeared regularly (more or less) in "The Daily Times." Contrary to rumors, yours truly is still gainfully employed at the DT but the column is kaput.
 But old habits -- good and bad -- are often difficult to break. Thus, another outlet was sought for my humble attempts at communicating. The folks here at The Shore Journal have graciously provided it.
 More importantly, this arrangement has been OK'd by Gary Grossman, executive editor of "The Daily Times." The "Journal," as delightful as I have found it to be (especially the writings of Kelley Rouse) since discovering Internet, is not a "Daily Times'' competitor.
 The ground rules remain the same: The opinions expressed are solely my own and not indicative of those of my employer, "The Daily Times," Paparella or ICNet, our friendly local service provider for Internet services.
 Having said all that, let's get down to action.
 Writer Jo Campbell did a fine job of lambasting 1st District Congressman Wayne Gilchrest for his concerns about increasing the federally mandated minimum wage. (Working-Poor Economics in this issue.) While Gilchrest's predecessor Roy Dyson, and his opponent this year, Steven Eastaugh, both Democrats, might support this political ploy in a presidential election year, there is a larger issue here.
 You don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize a cup of coffee (and most everything else) probably cost less in Boise, Idaho, than it does in New York City or California. While the federal government may be (?) empowered to dictate there must be a threshold minimum wage, determining the exact amount should be left to the states. If the U.S. Supreme Court's "community standards" yardstick for defining pornography and obscenity is valid -- and I believe it is -- then it surely makes good sense to localize the minimum wage issue.
 Also this week, Kelley Rouse's "New Warp" contains some amusing takes on the disappearance of William Colby, the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency (an oxymoron if there every was one). The comparison to former labor leader Jimmy Hoffa was a nice touch.
 I'm looking forward to one of those supermarket tabloids revealing how a Montana Freemen escaped from a compound surrounded by several thousand representatives of the federal government and the news media to menace Colby.
 Talk about your tough jobs, how would you like to be the tourism director for Montana?


May 5, 1996 John BozmanAll Rights Reserved

[Yes, THE John Bozman.]

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